Tag Archives: Jenna Haze

We tend to fill our human rolodex when we’re schoolkids. I think most people look back in their past and remember a big redheaded guy, a slim blonde boy with pretty but cruel features, the angry dark-haired girl who read a lot and didn’t speak to anybody, the rangy, angry guy who carved symbols in his arm, or the large heavy guy who ran for president of student council.

Some people remember a certain girl: a slinky, zany girl who ate guys alive, a girl who always seemed to run the ragged edge of disaster, and no one knew why. But everyone wanted a piece of the slinky girl. Everyone wanted a piece of a girl like Jenna Haze. 

Jenna is a brunette, and I think brunettes make the best sort of porn stars: they look like they got nothing to prove, unlike the real and fake blondes that begin to run together. There’s no surgery to be seem: those breasts are tight and high.

And she has a large nose! Few women in porn, or women in general, realize this, but men find large noses sexy. We’re hypocritical bastards about it: we’ll marry a woman with a small fine nose, but only after we’ve loved and left a dozen women with big, aquiline noses and angrily flared nostrils. To us men, large noses signal sexual appetite. Those noses mean business.

Jenna was a flagship example of the new line of porn star: sleek, energetic, as quick and lively as the electrons her image travels with. Come back to porn, Jenna! We miss you!