Some people remember a certain girl: a slinky, zany girl who ate guys alive, a girl who always seemed to run the ragged edge of disaster, and no one knew why. But everyone wanted a piece of the slinky girl. Everyone wanted a piece of a girl like Jenna Haze.
Jenna is a brunette, and I think brunettes make the best sort of porn stars: they look like they got nothing to prove, unlike the real and fake blondes that begin to run together. There’s no surgery to be seem: those breasts are tight and high.
And she has a large nose! Few women in porn, or women in general, realize this, but men find large noses sexy. We’re hypocritical bastards about it: we’ll marry a woman with a small fine nose, but only after we’ve loved and left a dozen women with big, aquiline noses and angrily flared nostrils. To us men, large noses signal sexual appetite. Those noses mean business.
Jenna was a flagship example of the new line of porn star: sleek, energetic, as quick and lively as the electrons her image travels with. Come back to porn, Jenna! We miss you!