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‘Those Across the River’ and ‘House of Skin’

 

 

 

Just a two novels I’ve read recently. One was a very pleasant surprise.

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1. Those Across the River – Christopher Buehlman

 

This novel was an enormous surprise. It’s hard to find beautifully written horror, but Buehlman has done it. Before he was a novelist (or a successful novelist at least) he was a noted poet and a actor who specialized in renaissance theatre.

It’s 1935. Frank Nichols, failed academic, married to a women he stole from a colleague, has fled to the small town of Whitbrow to recover from his mistakes, his post-traumatic stress disorder from the war, and ostensibly write a novel on a long-lost relative who died in a plantation slave rebellion.

But Whitbrow is an odd place. Strange religions rituals, a part of the woods no one ever goes, a strange naked boy in the woods. The town has a deep secret of which it might not even be aware.

This is a well-made novel with fabulous, terse dialogue, fine historical detail, and the atmosphere of post-war, racist America feels natural and real. I won’t get into the plot too much, but it almost takes a back seat to the inner life of the protagonist, and the finely-woven tapestry of a small Southern town. That isn’t to say it’s not scary – there’s a scene in the woods which is equal to anything by Stephen King. Think Hemingway mixed with a little Stephen King.

Get this book now and support great writing. The genre needs it.

 

2. The House of Skin – Jonathan Janz

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Paul Carver has inherited a fabulous estate from a long-lost relative. Of course, it’s haunted by the world’s most shrewish and murderous dead wife, who has no intention of staying dead.

Carver meets a beautiful young woman named Julia, who has already murdered a would-be rapist, and together they have to face the frightening spector of Annabel Carver, wife of Myles Carver.

Many people compare this novel to the works of late and lamented goremeister Richard Laymon. I think it’s closer to John Farris, most notably his novel Disturb Not the Dream, with the backstories and the looming sense of repeating history, although without the Farris’s creepy sexiness.

It’s a fine novel, easy-to-read, with generous slatherings of tasty pulp. A welcome addition.

The Blair Witch Project (1999)

      The Blair Witch Project came out in 1999. My wife and I saw it in the theatre, and this was before we had kids and were able to fully appreciate this piece of art.
    Why call it art? Because a small group of people with little money made something amazing, that spawned a whole host of imitators (Paranormal Activity, Cloverfield, and many others), that was able to create something in our minds that was forever off camera. I’m not revealing anything when I tell you that no one ever sees the Witch. That’s not the point. The movie would have been a straight-to-video crap-fest if at the end a witch appeared in a low-cut dress and a lot of black eye-shadow. 
   The movie first tells us that three kids went into the woods to shoot a documentary. They were never found, but their film was. The makers of the movie put the footage together. Of course we don’t believe that, but the movie is trying hard and so we happily suspend our disbelief. An audience is ecstatic when this is easy. 
Very small hands made these bloody handprints. 
    The film begins with the three scruffy filmmakers (Heather Donahue, Michael C. Williams and Joshua Leonard)coming to Burkitsville, Maryland, to shoot a documentary on the Blair Witch. A hermit murdered several children in the woods in the 1940’s and he insisted that the spirit of Elly Kedward, a witch who was hanged in the 18th century, made him do it. An important detail – he made one child stand in the corner, face to the wall, while he murdered the other. 
    They enter the woods to shoot footage of Coffin Rock, where five men were found murdered in the 19th century. It is at this point that the movie takes off.
Heather doing a stand-up before going camping. 
   Later, the details came out about how the movie was made. The actors are holding the cameras because this is their documentary. One of the directors had military experience, and at night he used this to harass the actors in their tents. Little notes were left for the actors telling them the general flow of the story, but otherwise things were to be improvised. From the production side, the movie appears to be a staged and elaborate practical joke in which the victims have knowledge, but only a partial knowledge, of what it going on. Throughout the movie the actors address themselves by their real names, and I would imagine this helped demolish walls of artifice.  
   Those are the technical details. After shooting, the footage was edited for eight months straight. A lot of footage must have went straight in the garbage. 
   The finished product is magical. At night, something shakes the walls of their tents and the filmmakers scream. They’re not acting. At one point, Heather points the camera at her face inside the tent and tearfully emotes her fear. She can barely speak because she’s breathing so hard. All the veracity of a documentary has been captured and channelled into horror artifice. 
    When one of the filmmakers is kidnapped, the movie shifts gears and appears to head downhill. The viewer can sense death waiting patiently at the bottom, confident that these young people have no chance. At night, the kidnapped man is heard screaming horribly in the dark, and in the light of day Heather and Mike find his blood and teeth (which have been planted there by the directors). 
     The climax, which I won’t reveal, is perfect. The sickening sense of impending, onrushing death, of humans reduced to prey as something chases them and toys with them, is masterfully engendered, and more real than the most sophisticated CGI. And we never see anything. It’s all done with cuts, noises, and screaming. Money does not enter into the equation. 
     I’ve seen this movie twice. Once in the theatres (at the end everyone left in a grim silence), and once by myself when my wife was out and my kids were sleeping upstairs. That was a big mistake. 
   My little fantasy. I want to show this movie to my kids when they’re older. I think fifteen or sixteen will be a good age. I want to invite their know-it-all too-cool friends along as well, and I’ll tell them I have this strange documentary made in the nineties. The film footage was found in the woods and the film-makers were never found. But you should watch it; it’s very… interesting. I’ll take away their phones so they won’t figure out the joke. These are kids who will have watched hard-core porn and decapitation videos on the internet. I think it’s time they experience some old-fashioned terror. 
    Then I’ll sit down beside them, re-live it, and be thankful. 
  

Five quick Zombie book reviews

So here’s another zombie post, in which I review a total of fourteen different zombie novels (and a comic book series.) I still have Colson Whitehead’s Zone One and Simon Clark’s Blood Crazy to review, and I will get on that soon.
But without further ado, here are five more works of zombie fiction reviewed by me. Enjoy.



Down the Road -Bowie Ibarra : In the first portion of the book, a high school teacher tries to escape the zombie plague, deliberately drives over and kills a police officer, returns to his school and has porn sex with one of his co-workers, and becomes imprisoned in a POW-style camp inexplicably run by FEMA, which has become a gang of stormtrooper thugs. The book is nasty, terribly written, and brims over with the author’s hatred of authority and government. Only interesting because it might help explain the zombie-fiction lover’s urge to see a world where all rules have vanished. One minor saving grace: author has a cool name.
The Rising – Selected Scenes from the End of the World, by Brian Keene : I was in no way impressed with The Rising, the source book for this thing, which could be called Thirty-two short stories about the Siqqism. It’s a compendium of grim, depressing fragments taken from around the world as the unbeatable demon plague of corpse possession hits the planet. But when these extremely short stories are not mawkishly sentimental (two little girls avoiding the zombs and making for their magical secret clubhouse; doesn’t that make you just want to barf), or full of laboured Keene mythos explanations (which read like those sections of the Old Testament that list polysyllabic names and diet restrictions) these stories can be pretty funny.
A young man keeps a zombie prisoner so he can bore it to death with movie-talk. A zombie hates the body he inhabits; it gets worse when he becomes trapped in its severed head. A ghost directs a gang of zombies to destroy the people who raped and killed his family. My personal favourite – one of those pragmatic, outdoorsy Northern Europeans discovers a way to avoid the zombies and stay alive: move to the cold, corpse-freezing mountains and resort to cannibalism! As far as zombie fiction goes, this book is not bad at all. It’s never boring and it reads quickly.
The Walking Dead, Compendium One, by Robert Kirkman – I got this baby last Christmas, and I live in fear of the day my eight year-old sneaks it out of my nightstand. It’s the inspiration for the hit TV series, if there are a few people out there who didn’t know that. This massive, heavy book combines issues one through forty-eight of the comic book series. It follows the trials of a small group of survivors as they navigate the landscape and try to find a place to live. They try forests, seemingly deserted suburbs, fortified farms, and in perhaps the most brilliant use of metaphor in any work of zombie fiction, a maximum security penitentiary.
Wow. This is how zombie fiction should be done. The zombies are absolutely typical rotters – dead, shambling, vulnerable to headshots. The book focuses on how humans react to be trapped, being on the run, how they deal with hopelessness, fatigue, grief, hatred, insanity, and the infinitesimally rare dust-motes of happiness. The author treats the zombies as a natural phenomenon, and so they become as much a plot device as a storm or tsunami.
The book is well-done, but unrelentingly grim and full of death. Characters to whom the reader grows attached die in terrible and humiliating ways. You can almost taste the sweat, the desperation, and the danger. They’d be better off launching a full-on war of extermination against the zombies rather than stay cooped up inside staring at each other all day. It’s epic and fascinating just as a highly detailed account of Word War II is. Robert Kirkman is a fine storyteller who knows instinctively what works – he’s not writing zombie fiction; he’s writing a fabulous story that happens to use zombies as a plot device. The real story is us. It always is and has been.
My one and only mild complaint – visually, the drawing made it hard to discern between characters who looked similar to begin with: blonde women, and caucasian men with facial stubble.
Empire, by David Dunwoody – It’s 2112, and the undead have been up and active for over a century. The government has given up on coastal cities and towns, drawing in its borders towards the heartland. Death himself, riding a white horse and wielding a scythe, has come to the town of Jefferson Harbour. There’s a rich maniacal mad scientist with a brigade of zombie henchman, one of whom is his dead father with the head of a Doberman sewn on top of his body. Sounds like a great concept, doesn’t it?
This book did not work for me at all. I had a hard time getting through it, or even caring about anybody or anything. I found it irregular – flashes of good vivid writing, and then I couldn’t keep my eyes on the page.
Clearly there is a trick to writing – an author has to write so that the images translate directly into a reader’s mind; he has to write prose that does not magnetically repel your eyeballs away from the page. This did not happen here.
Like I said, it’s a good concept. Death plays in interesting role (although he is far too physically vulnerable), and at the end there is another adversary introduced who will likely play a big part in the sequel. Which I will not read, because the presentation lacked in the first book. I did my best to get into it, I really did!
Day by Day Armageddon, by JL Bourne – This was an unexpected surprise. I’d seen this book in the stores, and viewed it as ‘yet another zombie book.’
It is, in that the zombies do their usual thing: shambling, moaning, making the world dangerous, all the usual things, yadda yadda. But it’s the how that works here.
The main character is a young military man. He begins a daily journal just as the zombie plague begins.
What makes this book work is the military lore. The author seems to know about guns, the army, and how to fly planes. He makes an interesting point – that soldiers would do well in the zombie plague, not because of their combat skills, but because they have better early access to world-wide communications; they know where the bases, weapons caches, and fuel depots are; and they’ve been taught how to prepare for the worst. They know how to conserve, to divide and prioritize rations. This keeps this book interesting and lively, even if the reader is stuck wondering how the poor civilians are faring.
One rare instance of genre outside-the-box thinking: when governments nuke cities fallen to the walking dead, the radiation protects the re-animated flesh from rot much the same way as irradiated produce, thus prolonging the threat.
I’m going to read more of this series. It works and it’s exciting.
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