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Review: ‘Neuropath,’ by R. Scott Bakker

About a week ago, I took issue with a woman named acrackedmoon, who talked shit about R. Scott Bakker, a sci-fi/fantasy writer. I thought she said nasty, personal things about him, all of which centred around his book Neuropath.Her comments were ridiculously and offensively personal and unnecessary, but recently she wrote a calm and reasoned review about a book called Water Logic, by Laurie Marks, and she sounded not at all shrill and hateful. I went out and bought the series, due to that review (She also wrote a review for a book called Silently and Very Fast, by Catheryn Valente, and made it sound agonizingly boring and precious, even though she sort of liked it).I also bought Neuropath. Why? Because although Peter Watts defended Bakker, and so did I, neither of us had ever read Neuropath. So I thought I should do so, and give a more objective review. Once you’ve accused a writer of masturbating with his own poo, or compared him to a piglet with diarrhea, you’ve lost all credibility. So I read Neuropath(and will start Fire Logic right after I write this) and here’s the review.————————

It’s the future; a realistic, depressing future. Things are chugging along, or perhaps winding down: eco-terrorism, the destruction of part of Moscow, the inevitable China crisis.

The protagonist, Thomas Bible, is a Washington psychologist who teaches at Columbia. He is approached by a team of FBI agents on the trail of a serial near0-surgical torturer who does gross things like re-wire the pleasure centres of porn stars so they masturbate with broken glass, burn away the ability to recognize faces or even other humans, and program the face of God into the mind of religious fundamentalists. The feds are positive that the culprit is Neil Cassidy, Bible’s oldest friend ( their so close that Cassidy called Bible ‘Goodbook’, and Bibles’s kids the ‘Little Gideons’). When presented with the evidence, and the knowledge that Cassidy has been working for the government to perform radical brain-circuitry alterations on terrorists, Bible has to admit that it’s true: his best friend is a serial killer and a visionary.

In college, Bible and Cassidy came up with The Argument: a smug doctrine that insists that all free will, emotion, consciousness, is essentially fake, illusory, and we are nothing but brains ‘buzzing against each other.’ Only a sliver of the brain is devoted to consciousness, and the machinery that makes it  possible to invisible to us. The soul doesn’t exist; we barely exist, save as an efficient gloss to cover and justify (through confirmed biases and truths) our own competitive actions. We are only products of neural processes; we are little better than machines with some illusory programming on the top. Cassidy is on a mission to prove that he can make anyone do anything, feel anything, and want anything, by making his victims do, want, and feel impossible things. He seems to be intent on messing with Bible, his closest friend, in the most personal ways possible. Bible’s ex-wife and family come under threat, and the chase is on. This is, after all, a thriller.

As I read further into this book, I could feel myself recoiling – not because of the concepts (which some might find disturbing), but the writing.

Fucking bitch! Fuck-fuck-fucking cunt-whore-bitch!

In the dark Agent Atta’s look was hard and handsome in the way of solid women. Something in her eyes told Thomas that she enjoyed pointing her gun.

After he came across Sam’s breasts, the camera focused on the widow. She smeared pearl across her nipples then lifted her veil to lick her fingertips. Her face was at once hooker-hard and high-school soft. Beautiful, yet plain in the way of abused children—

“What kind of people might those be, Ger?”  ”Smart-ass, know-it-all, arrogant pricks, with their terrorist sympathies, their hobosexual neighbours—” “Hobosexual?”  ”Bum fuckers! Fags!”

As blank as a porn star between takes. So sweet. So sweet. At long last, you mean only what I want you to mean

Your blood is not so hot as my semen.

There is nothing techically wrong in the writing; there are no boners of pronoun intent, nothing dangling, nothing broken. Yes this is egregious writing that induces discomfort and embarrassment. It’s sexual, but humourless and bald, and sort of reminds me of church ladies who try to get down and sing old Negro Spirituals and send the young people running for the church doors. There is an afterword for the book; it’s very dense and wordy. I’m often struck by the writing of educated people with large vocabularies: in theory they can write immense, logorrheic paragraphs, and yet when they have to write regular, simple prose they can’t help but come up with ‘There was something matronly and more than a little condescending about her demeanor’, or ‘For a pulse-pounding moment’, or ‘The fact that he was attracted to her said precious little: she was a fox, after all, and he was in the middle of the most emotionally tumultuous episode of his life.’ Good writing is to be able to transmit information simply, within the context of what is happening. Too much of the non-digressive parts of Neuropath seem forced and written to fill space.

Neuropath veers between halfway dense psycho-jargon about consciousness to hockey, forced dialogue and stereotyped characters: the Nietzschean philosopher-prince bad guy who’s smarter than everyone, the fuck-bunny blonde federal agent, the cute gay neighbour, the dumb religious blockhead cop, the humourless female agent who might be a lesbian, and the faithless, forever-wronging and shaming ex-wife.

Much has been made of Neuropath’s infamous sexism. The main female character is first used as a sounding board for the educated male protagonist’s expoundings, then fucked by him, then raped by him because he’s feeling stressed about the abduction of his son, although the novel ‘justifies’ Bible’s terrible treatment of her with a very ridiculous switcheroo. The cute gay neighbor, prone to fey one-liners, is used almost exclusively for babysitting to get the kids out of the plot until they’re needed, or to drive Thomas Bible to safety. Bible’s ex-wife, Norah, is laughably treacherous, slutty and shrewish. For some reason, nurses are given a real working over: ‘Stupid surly nurses,’ ‘… two nightshift nurse who seemed to be too caught up in gossiping to notice their presence’, ‘ … the neurological observation unit’s duty nurse—a once-pretty woman named Skye, if he remembered correctly.’

I take issue with your philosophical writings

I could tell you a few things about the inner mind…

The novel’s central premise is overheated. A lot of us are atheists. We’re not offended or frightened by knowing that if you screwed with our wiring, we’d act differently; we are fine with that. The same thing happens if you mess with our iPhones. We’re not alarmed to know that we are our brains and that is where our soul, if we have one, resides. We know we’re tribal, and that we confirm our own biases. It’s not that freaky.

And that accusation that much of our will and emotions are illusory – that is like saying that the flavour in food is an illusion that is secondary to our intake of protein and carbohydrates. I will still enjoy my French bread, even if it’s nothing but flour and water. I’ll still enjoy my Indian food, even if it’s little more than rice and beans with shredded plant seeds that activate my neural processes. I don’t care if you inform me they’re illusory; I will still enjoy them. I know I am my circuitry.

This is not to say that R. Scott Bakker is an awful person, or that he is piece-of-shit misogynist. He may very well be a perfectly nice person who happens to have written a book that I didn’t like. I will take a look at Prince of Nothing, because that series might be better, and because Bakker is a Canuck.

Acrackedmoon: Summoning the boogeyman. Or Boogeywomen. Boogeylesbian. No idea.

Many years ago, I saw a movie called The Boogeyman. 

I forget most of it. But the central premise was this: If you say the Boogeyman’s name five times, he’d come. I remember only one scene – that of Virginia Madsen staring in the bathroom mirror, and saying : Boogeyman, Boogeyman, Boogeyman, Boogeyman… notice I said it only four times? The movie had that much of an effect on me.

A month ago, Peter Watts ( a wonderful, if grumpy and cat-loving, writer of hard Science Fiction) decided to stick up for a colleague of his, R. Scott Bakker, who had been bullied by someone called ACrackedMoon. ACM runs a blog called Requires Only That You Hate. 

This is how her blog works: she shoots down works of Fantasy and Science Fiction on grounds of misogyny and racism. She launches juvenile personal attacks inside a hate-performance-art-schtick.

“You’re just disgusting in a sad, banal way; reading this is like catching you masturbating to rape porn surrounded by wads of used tissue. Possibly your masturbating aid is your own steaming feces.” – From a post ACM wrote about R. Scott Bakker

But by all means, do go on patting each other’s back and stroking each other’s cock. 

 There is not enough “lord cocks this is so so so repulsive.” What the fuck was he thinking

YELLOW FEVER YELLOW FEVER RACIST LITTLE COCKSTAIN

I am a barely-literate yet sanctimonious little cock who believes the epitome of literature is gritty grimdark fantasy full of rape, racism and homophobia. Look ma, I am unbelievably edgy!”

…on the other apparently Christopher Hitchens–author of this nice-guy, sexist ridiculous piece of shit and who’s known for being an all-around turd (does anyone live nearby and care to take a piss on Hitchens’ grave? No?)…

because it just doesn’t interest them atall they want cocks okay. No cocks? No money! COCKS PLEASE. MORE COCKS.

But in his rush to masturbate to his own gritty grim darkness he’s contributing to a narrative where women–and gay women especially–must suffer.

I could go on, but it would be one long blog entry and I have other things to do.

Look, if I peppered my writing with constant reference to cocks and dicks (and I don’t even want to get into the endless piss and shit metaphors she uses; that’s another pile of repressed WTF entirely), a lot of people might suspect I’m… repressing something. The religious right is full of people who obsess over the sex life of gay men, and anyone with half a brain would suspect them of being just a little closeted.

So what do you say when an ardent lesbian reader of fantasy can’t stop writing about dicks with such enthusiasm? Acrackedmoon reminds me of Southpark’s mentally-ill homophobic Mister Garrison, who writes a novel only to discover that he has involuntarily filled it to the brim with references to penises.

I’m sure I’m wrong. I’ve never heard of a closeted heterosexual. But it is peculiar. She’s written more about dicks than most straight men. More than your average urologist, actually.

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