A few days ago, Reddit went nuts.
It was strange. A picture appeared of a very well-endowed young woman seated at a restaurant table. She wears a very tight and revealing top, and she’s smiling like she has no idea what the hell is going on right below her chin.
A whole bunch of redditors made meme posts, mainly about how hard it would be to keep eye contact while seated at the table across from her. There were many of them, and then the conversation got serious, mainly centred around how male redditors were horny losers who lost all brain function when faced with the epic boob girl meme.
I actually prefer women with a bit of mileage on them; they know what the hell they are doing. This person, who internet investigation tells me is a Facebook attention addict named Jamilya Aliyeva (and that is only allegedly, I’ve read another name that sounds a lot less exotic), has several hundred self-taken photos floating around the internet.
What is it about this picture? She’s… well, let’s be honest: She has a childish face and a very sweet smile. There’s nothing remotely dirty about her smile. She signals to the male brain that she might not know about her breasts, and that might mean that you could be the first one to touch them. The face is slightly reminiscent of a real-life version of japanese hentai: that good-girl/bad-girl dichotomy that’s been tossed around for about one hundred years, and possibly even longer. The combination of the innocence and the rampaging mammaries cause an irritation in our brains: they don’t add up to any acceptable social number. She might not understand the mighty power she wields, and perhaps she’d appreciate a nice calm man to give her some perspective. This is what young men are thinking. Young men are fools that way.
Older guys? Well, they’re thinking: that looks nice, but if she doesn’t know about her own body, then she wouldn’t know what to do with mine. No thanks! Call me in a decade.
